Nothing reminds me of Christmas more than toys, so this Holiday season I decided to cast He-Man. Hope you enjoy.
He-Man/Prince Adam- James Preston Rogers
I needed someone huge to play He-Man but at the same time delicate enough to portray the pansy Prince Adam, The would be Thor James Preston Rogers fits the bill for me.
Orko- Warwick Davis
First of all I hated Orko, he was a whiny bitch who never helped, but hey he’s a fan favorite, so to fill his robes I chose another fan favorite, everybodies favorite little person Warwick Davis.
Teela- Yvonne Strahovski
I know Teela has red hair but does that really matter this woman was made for the part. She can kick serious ass, as seen on Chuck.
Man-At-Arms- Tom Selleck
Tall, Sweet Mustache, old enough to be Teela’s father, I think I hit a home run with this one.
Ram-Man- Michael Chiklis
I needed a thick tough looking guy who can act kinda dumb, I think I found it in ol’ Mr.Chiklis.
Sorceress- Jane Seymour
The sorceress is an ageless entity that has a mother like glow and a look of dignified beauty, that means she’s a magical MILF!
Skeletor- Willem Dafoe
I’m a fan of the high pitched voice from the original cartoon, so finding an actor that can do a whiny voice and still be terrifying is difficult, unless you’ve seen Willem Dafoe. He dosen’t even need that much make up!
Evil-lyn- Helena Bonham Carter
A real no brainer, someone dark and scary that is also a bit crazy, Thats Carter, oh and look at that Evil-lyn acts that way too.
Beast Man- Nathan Jones
I wanted my beast man to be the real muscle behind the goons of Skeletor, so I went with the enormous Nathan Jones, look him up he’s already a beast.
Merman- Andy Serkis
The water fairing “sniper” of the goons, I neede someone that has a good look behind make up and can do odd voices, Well Smeagol here is a perfect choice.
Trapjaw- Ron Pearlman
Big, strong, over-sized jaw, ’nuff said.
Well thats that please comment and tell me what you think or what I should cast in the future. Thanks for reading.
what!? no Triclops or Fisto?
you are a genious. got it right every time. for next xmas please cast She-Ra…
She Ra, all the way