“Some say that if awesome had a name, I would have to sue it for copyright infringement.”
– Don Lillicrap
“Just as the majestic and mighty phoenix rises from the ashes on a regular basis, so does the literary wonder that is Mr. Lillicrap.”
– Anonymous admirer
Mr. Lillicrap spends his days as a mild mannered sales clerk. Dealing with an angry public at large and solving the buying needs of those daring enough to ask for help. In the dead of the night though, he finds time to bring about a weekly literary masterpiece for all to enjoy. Some people wonder how he does it; I am here to say it is nothing short of an epic miracle.
Mr. Lillicrap is an avid traveler and loves going new places. He is very proud of his Rambler automobile and even named his weekly column after it. He is also a current member of the G.I. Joe Collectors’ Club and Gateway AMC car club.
If you would like to know more or if you feel the need to contact him please drop him an E-Mail, Mr. Lillicrap would be delighted to hear from you!
E-Mail – email@example.com