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    Geek Movie Review: The Avengers

    Was The Avengers worth all the hype? I watched every Avengers start up and even the shorts so that I would experience this movie with the most informed geek mind possible. So, was it worth it? Let me break it down a little easier for...

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    Geek Movie Review: The Three Stooges

    How many people groaned when they heard there was going to be another Hollywood remake? Did your groan turn into something worse when you heard it was the Three Stooges? Like many, many others I grew up watching the original trio bonk, poke and stumble...

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    Geek Movie Review: Lockout

      Let me start out by saying something that may be considered by many to be absolute geek blasphemy. I think Guy Pearce would make an AWESOME Deadpool. Seriously, go watch his new film Lockout and tell me that he doesn’t have Wade Wilson written...

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    Geek Movie Review: Titanic 3D (& unlikely geek connections)

    Like millions of other men in the world I was mostly-unwillingly dragged to the theatrical re-release of one of the top-grossing movies of all time, Titanic.  James Cameron (Terminator, Avatar) apparently felt that he didn’t want his “epic” tale to be left behind with so...

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    Rambler Don’s Random Rambles

    Quickie movie review time! And yes they all old ones I had meant to write and never did. But, they aren’t that old. So enjoy. 21 JUMP STREET My only complaint was the oddity of seeing a skinny Jonah Hill. Otherwise this is an awesome...

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    Geek Movie Review: Wrath of the Titans

    We’ve all known him, that guy that has so much potential, but seems content with doing mediocre work simply just to get by. Well, that can aptly describe Wrath of the Titans. After the first film, Clash of the Titans, was not very well received...

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    Geek Movie Review: The Hunger Games

    I really shouldn’t… oh but I should. This was one of if not the best adaptation I have ever seen. Before, I would have said Red Dragon, and at a distant seventy-sixth, Eragon. I read the books last December. It took me four days to...

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    Geek Movie Review: The Woman in Black

      The British country-side is a dreary and mysterious place under normal circumstances; circa turn of the 20th century it’s down-right scary.  In an age still burdened with a lack of indoor plumbing small-town folk are set at odds with any stranger, even Harry Potter....

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    Geek Movie Review: The Artist

    I’m sorry that this review is so late, but here it goes. I understand that this movie is not for everyone. It’s primarily a silent film, with few sounds and fewer words, but this movie was utterly amazing. From beginning to end I was drawn in and hypnotized by...

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    Geek Movie Review: The Grey

    I’m about to get crude and graphic, but The Grey is what I call a Natural DD movie. Natural DD look awesome under a sweater right? Liam Neeson looks awesome fighting wolves. Then you see a little more of those DD, it rocks, cleavage or...

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    Geek Movie Review: Underworld Awakening (3D)

    Kate Beckinsale is back in her shiny, skin tight suit for Underworld Awakening and just as dangerous as she was before. Set after the events of Underworld: Evolution, humans are targeting non-human species (the Lycans and Vampires) and cleansing them, as everyone in the movie puts...

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