Hey guys. Since I have been kind of lacking in content for you guys, this week I thought I’d do something a little different. There are a lot of YouTube videos out there. A lot of them are crap. I’m going to start with some of the more hilarious ones I’ve found. They tickle me. Look at it as a primer for understanding my humor. Just a reminder, some of these are NSFW. Language.
Here’s the first video.
Easily one of my favorites. ”You know how many friends I make when I do this?” I lost it. Good parody.
This next video really tricked me. It’s funny, just wait for it.
I don’t know why I find this one so funny, maybe it’s really not. When I first saw it, I thought to myself “Oh cool, I like spiders. Seems informational.” Could be why I thought it was so funny.
This next one is for sure NSFW, but it is SO funny. I rolled on the floor laughing. Too good.
Pump pump game! Twelve! Twelve! Twelve!
Well, those are just a few of my favorite videos. We can’t have a Dear Tom without a question though, so here goes!
Dear Tom, if you choke a smurf what color does it turn?
That is a great question. When you choke a person, the bruise turns red and black if you’re doing a good enough job. When you choke a smurf, I’d imagine the blue turns to a deep purple or black. I’d ask Smurfette though, I hear she’s into some crazy shit in the bedroom if you know what I’m saying.
Thanks for tuning in guys! I’m really sorry I haven’t been keeping up with posts. I feel like I’ve abandoned you. The worst part is, it has been only because I forget. Not a lack of content, not a lack of caring. My mind just cannot remember things. I get distracted way too….