The holidays are almost here so have some fun with my holiday themed fight, an epic battle between the three roughest toughest snowmen on the block!
Frosty The Snow Man
From: The classic holiday song and The animated special .
Coolest Move: He stole a magic hat from a real douche bag magician.
Lamest Move: He kinda led a bunch of children to commit petty crime.
From: The now cult favorite cheesy horror flick Jack Frost.
Coolest Move: He raped Shannon Elizabeth with his carrot nose.
Lamest Move: He was brought down with a bag of oatmeal that a kid tried to inadvertently poison his dad with.
From: The short lived yet awesome fighting game franchise Clay Fighter.
Coolest Move: He can morph his body and form ice spikes to take down his enemies.
Lamest Move: He hangs out with an obese chick, a guy made of taffy, and a really bad Elvis impersonator.
Lets get this out of the way, Frosty is going to die immediately, he doesn’t stand a chance really. It breaks down to the pit fighting snowman who lives in an ice cream plant or the homicidal murderer/rapist who was deformed into a mutant killer snowman. I will have to give the victory to Jack Frost, mainly because he was snow balls to kill a man, while Bad Mr.Frosty holds back for a second round of fights.