Last One Standing:Thanksgiving Edition

So as we set down with are families we need to remember the real reason for Thanksgiving, the Native Americans! Fight:

Chavez Y Chavez


Origin: Young Guns 1&2
Specialty: Throwing knives
Coolest feature: hangs out with Billy the Kid
Lame secret: got his gang high one time, giant chickens and butterflies ensue
Chance of winning: 6/8

Billy

Origin: Predator
Specialty: stealth and a big knife
Coolest feature: doesn’t talk much awesome knife
Lame secret: He screamed like a girl when he was killed
Chance of winning: 6/8

Warpath

Origin: X-Men
Specialty: strength
Coolest feature: took over his brothers mantle of Thunderbird
Lame secret: his brother died on one of his first missions
Chance of winning: 8/8

Apache Chief

Origin: DC’s Superfriends
Specialty: turns into a giant
Coolest feature: he can turn into a giant!
Lame secret: Inyuk-Chuk means Big Man, and he was pretty offensive
Chance of winning: 8/8

Red Cloud

Origin: Late 1800’s Southwestern USA
Specialty: finding peaceful ways to settle problems
Coolest feature: he led the Lakota to many battles peaceful and not.
Lame secret: He’s in the Nebraska hall of fame
Chance of winning: 5/8

Crazy Horse

Origin: Mid to late 1800’s Southwestern USA
Specialty: great warrior
Coolest feature: was a key factor in Custers defeat at the battle of Little Bighorn
Lame secret: his name more closely translates to “his horse is crazy”
Chance of winning: 6/8

Turok

Origin: Dell comic’s most noticeably the self titled video game series
Specialty: great with a bow
Coolest feature: he kills dinosaurs with a bow
Lame secret: there have been like 7 versions including one that was a woman
Chance of winning: 7/8

Nightwolf



Origin: Mortal Kombat 3
Specialty: throwing spirit axes
Coolest feature: he can turn into a wolf!
Lame secret: he was in the second MK movie
Chance of winning: 8/8

Who wins? Knives apparently. I want to give it to Red Cloud, but my friends say that it really boils down to Warpath having impervious skin, so he gets it!

About Brandon C. Williams

I'm one of the main contributors to 8 DAG and I take pride in my other job as Public/Staff relations. I'm a comics and movie junkie and I love to podcast. Follow me on Twitter @BrandoCop
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